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Dance of the Three-Legged Guar (MW + TB + BM)

A comedy adventure by Princess and Kateri

- Join ex-Legion adventurer Arnand (Sorcha's Breton Hunk) and his beautiful alchemist sister Evie (exclusive by Westly) in a romantic comedy! With Elves! Oh, okay, and zombies

- Meet their friends: impulsive, job-hating Diren and runaway bride Gwen

- Keep all four as companions, plus their pets wolf-dogs, and embark on a romance with either Arnand or Evie - that just might end in the most disastrous wedding in Tamriel

- Travel to the Breton homeland of High Rock

- Enjoy new interiors, including the stunning Charborne Cove, Arnand/Evie's Balmora home and Diren's Pelagiad apartment

- Command your own band of pirates and reap the rewards of adventure

- Enjoy thousands of lines of new, and often hilarious, dialogue

- Use all the companion features you've come to expect, and scripted situations that you might not have anticipated ... .


Evie Jastal	Gwen and Diren

Arnand's House	Charborne Cove

Dialogue: by Kateri and Princess Stomper	Faces: by Sorcha Ravenlock, Emma and Westly
Voice: by Edgar Greyshadow	Scripts: by Grumpy, DinkumThinkum, TheOtherFelix, Qarl, Pat, Princess & Kateri
Animations: RX31 and Qarl	More credits below

The romance and adventure of the open is all well and good, sugarmuffin, but then it all gets a bit tiresome and I'd rather have a nice cup of something strong and hot in my own living room. And hold the cup.	One of the guests has a massive wolfhound and I've been petrified of dogs ever since I was a kid. Really? Yeah, it got so bad I had to see a priest. He told me that there was nothing to be scared of, and that I had more chance of being struck by lightning than I had of being mauled by a dog. Even gave a name to it. Canophobia. I thought, great, now I'm scared of bamboo.

Then I looked at Julius, and I knew that ... [sob] ... that ... he looks like a guar! I knew he looked familiar, I just couldn't place it before.

So, why exactly did you join the bad guys? For the variety, promotion prospects, and generous pension scheme	Oh my gods! That guy is so ... DRUNK!


DOWNLOAD OPEN BETA - Arnand story only + PATCH for sound Please post feedback in this thread	Trailer

Getting There

Arnand can be found wandering outside in Seyda Neen. You will then have the choice of walking with him to Balmora (or taking the silt strider), or meeting him in Ebonheart.

Before You Travel

Please note that this Activity is not suitable for travelers under the age of 12. Supervisors of players aged 12-15 should decide whether this Activity is suitable for their charge. In tone and content, it is similar to the television series Friends. In line with the BBFC '12' classification, it contains occasional strong language and implied sexual references, along with the 'fantasy horror' standard to Morrowind adventures. This Activity requires Bloodmoon and Tribunal.

Activities

Notes:

Typing 'player->additem "1jw_bhcf_arnand_ring_pre" 1' into the console will add to your inventory a ring that allows you to skip to three points in the plot, in case after playing the quest through a couple of times you want to start a new character without having to play again from the beginning. The points are the bit where you can choose to accept Arnand (or reject him in favour of Evie), the bit where Arnand proposes, and to just after the Joining ceremony.

Although it is suggested that you meet Arnand at seven-day intervals, it is not necessary that you wait that long between meetings. The week-long intervals are simply designed so that role-players can enjoy a "natural" timespan in the development of the story.

Walkthrough

Faces: Arnand - face by Sorcha Ravenlock (Rhedd, Arathrax and Gorg and the rest of the better heads-team for the meshes, NeilV for help), hair by Don Salus. Evie - face by Westly (custom), hair by Ren (coloured by Kateri). Gwen, Diren and Piotr - faces by Emma (Arathrax, Faudau, Rhedd and Allerleirauh, Gorg) & Gwen hair. Persia by Zulzadug, hair by Ren.

Voices:
Edgar Greyshadow (Arnand, actor in L.A.M. play)
Thinalphiel (actress in L.A.M. play)

Grumpy/Emma/DinkumThinkum/TheOtherFelix/Qarl et al for companion scripts, modified by Kateri & Princess
Other scripts: Qarl, Cortex, Pam, Nigedo, TheOtherFelix, CDCooley, TheLys, Noviere
AGM forum for the mod name
Korana for loads of stuff, including retextures of Alcar's Imperial windows, various dresses including custom wedding dress, and misc items
mighty_joe_young for the meshes
RX31 for the animations (packaged by Qarl)
Barabus (http//www.freewebs.com/barabus/): Imperial Townbuilder resource, prepared and packaged by redwoodtreesprite
Loki the Grouch for Better Caldera: Inspiration for the Silver Fairy Inn
Phaedrus for the absinthe
Lochnarus for the deck of cards
Xeon for the couch
NOM team for Necessities Of Morrowind stuff
French Maid outfit: Skirt, Leotard and Boots Textures by Drakron. Stocking Textures by James Leighton (Lord Alt Tab). Skirt and Leotard Meshes by Lingarn. Stockings and Boots Meshes by James Leighton (Lord Alt Tab)
Gorg: tavern sound sample
Qarl for the water mesh
Dongle for the water pack
Leeloo for the tapestries
RTS for the mountain caves
Kagz for the stained glass windows
VagabondAngel for the glass windows
AnOldFriend for the bridge
Dave Humphrey for the screen icon
Mykul for the sitting pants, originally from Dwemer Skyglider (as used in The Regulars)
Writers: Princess Stomper & Kateri ... plus Simon Pegg, Jessica Stevenson, Nick Frost, Richard Curtis, Ben Elton, Rob Grant, Doug Naylor, David Crane, Marta Kauffman (et al), and quite a few others. And that Berlitz language school ad. Thanks for that.

And I keep running out of words for "passionately". Tried an online thesaurus - got "purblindly", "jovially", "jocundly"...???

"He pushes you up against the wall and kisses you jovially."

- Kateri, production note